Killa, you are beautiful.
Killa is a long over-looked musical masterpiece. If you have yet to ride its wave, allow yourself three minutes and thirty seconds of happiness. Do so while you look at your stomach and ass in the mirror, or while you perform oral sex. Killa, you are beautiful. A song for the killa in all of us.
posted by WILLYTHEKID at 5/08/2006 09:45:00 PM
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Stop it. Just stop it.
Stop it, Will.
You keep changing your posts and it's driving me bonkers. Only one thing remains constant in all your posts: you keep telling me what to do.
Stop it.
Earlier tonight, your post told me to download Will Joe Horny Bass, so I did.
Now you changed the post and you want me to get Killa You Are Beautiful! I'm so confused right now!
Aaaargh!! I'm pulling my hair out! Is that what you want?? Please tell me and don't change your mind anymore!
I know, I'm frustrated too.
I wish that I could keep one thing in my head long enough to sort of agree with myself that what I just said was true, but I can't. You'll just have to run around in circles looking at your pecs and ass in the mirror.
Nice picture of Joe's arm huh?
To tell you the truth, I had no idea what was in that picture.
Joe's arm, eh? [tilts head]
If you say so.
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Wait, wait, wait!
[nervous laughter]
There's no need for the Council to gather!
Look Willy, I saw your amp and the guitar head with uncut, crazy strings. I assumed that it was some part of Joe in the picture since its associated post mentioned Joe.
I only couldn't decipher what part of Joe I was looking at.
I had decided it was his duodenum. It looked familiar to me.
what are you going on about now? get a grip.
Have you ever wondered what a duodenum is? If you've ever had a lengthy conversation with sidharth then you may indeed have scratched your head and thought: "what exactly is a duodenum?". Well, here's your answer:
The duodenum is the first part of the small intestine extending from the pylorus to the jejunum.
In case you're not familiar with those terms, the pylorus is the opening from the vertebrate stomach into the intestine and the jejunum is the section of the small intestine that comprises the first two fifths beyond the duodenum and that is larger, thicker-walled, and more vascular and has more circular folds than the ileum. The ileum is of course the last division of the small intestine extending between the jejunum and large intestine.
Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go:
What could be more vascular and thick-walled,
than your small intestine's ileum?
Why it's your jejunum, of course,
That special section - just before your duodenum.
In the duodenum! In the duodenum!
Sometimes it's not so fun
When Sid kicks you in the....
Duodenum! In the duodenum!
And you know you've got one too.
cause you use it every single day
it's a part of your GI tract
between your jejunum and pylorus
where peristalsis takes place
and where you absorb all your nutrients...
In the duodenum! In the duodenum!
Sometimes it's not so fun
When Sid kicks you in the....
Duodenum! In the duodenum!
Duh.
Rockin song Josh. You sing so much more when you... write? Someone give that guy a 57!!
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Yeah, you manage to write hella songs with a QWERTY keyboard! So brave you are when separated from us by a computer, many miles, and that emotional wall you put up around yourself!
Someone make a note: Make sure Josh has a computer keyboard at the next jam so he can come up with some more gold when we're actually playing music and not writing code (e.g. 100101000100 10110101001001001 101 01 001 00 100100 1010000 1010111 1101 001010 = invalid command. gaulfriggindammit!).
Add to that note: We'll also need a very sharp stick to prod Mr. Landau to actually vocalize these lyrics he spews.
It's time to put all this faux-bravery to the test, sir.
just for the record, my comment wasn't a condemnation, but an actual propa for the effort. [slide-steps to the left, increasing the distance between himself and Sid]
"Condemnation"?
Nah.
"Challenge."
This pic is supposed to be Joe Foti in full effect? What happened to the excercise bike he displayed so well on that one new years eve?
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