4.29.2006

shoe


yeah.. and here is a shoe... write a song about it.

I can hear the verse:

Your soul was tired
cuz your sole was thin
and you backed your ass up
to the garbage can

I saw the sparkle in your
glitter face,
And saw the red that
ran in the rain.

chorus:

I was the back of
the tail of the train.

Whatever I said
I never would mean.

You were the bill
on the face of a duck.

You gobble up mud
and always get fucked.

7 Comments:

Blogger sidharth said...

Look, I'll give you some wordage, but I need to know what will come out of this. Will we actually sing this someday?

What happened to the last time the Council wrote a song? Where is that song now?

Sincerely,
Skepticalifornication

5/1/06 1:37 PM  
Blogger WILLYTHEKID said...

All words and phrases go into the Master Memory banks in order that they may be fed into the Randomizer (c. Joe Foti 1999) at a time chosen by the council and never sooner. Randomizer activates at the bequest of highest-ranked, present council member anytime after aforementioned period of choosing. Any problems with this or any unsongwriting nonsessions is to be brought before the low concil. (ie. younger siblings of council members) If they happen to care, you may have a case.

5/1/06 9:10 PM  
Blogger sidharth said...

I hella understood that. Cool.

Here's the music for this song:

Du du diggity dah dah du duuu
dider dider diderdider dah dinks
Du du diggity dah dah du duuu
dider dider diderdider dah dinksaaaaa
[repeat]

5/2/06 7:33 PM  
Blogger joshlando said...

It's my honour to offer a verse to the high council for master-rando-memory-ization

-=|=- -=|=- -=|=- -=|=- -=|=-
your seam was sexy
and your arch was right
your smooth patent leather
streched out like a dream

the patterns dyed deep,
by a sweating shop laborer
not so different from ink
done on the small of her back
-=|=- -=|=- -=|=- -=|=- -=|=-

5/2/06 7:37 PM  
Blogger sidharth said...

Hey Will,

Do you think Josh knows that here, in the States, we spell 'honor' without the 'u'? Or was that an intentional thing? You know, for style and effect?

Just wonderin'.

Your friend,
Nutbag

5/2/06 7:47 PM  
Blogger joshlando said...

'Twas purely to add a bit of colour to my post, my good chap. You know this type of arguement with you is always my favourite. Nay do I tyre of compiling a defence such as this. Really, though, there's nought to analyse here. The whole thing is an analogue to other times you choose to criticise my verbiage. In fact, I believe I shall start to catalogue these occurances, so that in the future we may have an open dialogue, regarding my british prose.

Good day sir.

5/2/06 9:11 PM  
Blogger WILLYTHEKID said...

beautiful. this is a wonderful forum for geeks like us.

5/2/06 10:02 PM  

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